This is a book about me. Unfortunately, I didnt write it my mum did. WTF!Let me tell you now that 98% of it is total lies. Actually, Im pretty sure this book is illegal. So if youve bought it, youve basically supported a criminal. How does that feel?I think shes getting me back for my first day in this world when I mayyy have tried to kill her. She wont not be able to mention that . . . You might also find out about my first day at school, why my head is so massive, how Ive always been a hit with the ladies and other things like that. You know, important stuff.Anyway, I found the book at the printer and youll see Ive corrected some of her most outrageous lies. So, you know, enjoy. Just remember only the bits that make me look good are true . . .